Well hello, Philadelphia Inquirer!

So I've been on vacation (and still am!) but I wanted to share this. 

No joke! This really happened! My mom left that out for me to see the next morning, since I don't read the newspaper and really don't read the newspaper while I'm out of town.

In case you couldn't see, it really did just happen while we were on vacation this week, I didn't dig up a supplement or anything!

And by the way, Philadelphia Inquirer, check your sources. Egregious errors.